The First Controller£4.99
Still No Fast Travel
£4.99
No account needed to buy.
Why they’ll love it · the joke explained
Fast travel lets a player skip the long journey to another place. The joke is that real life - and getting older - doesn't come with that shortcut.
Card details
About this gaming birthday card
A fantasy MMORPG birthday card for a player facing another year with no fast travel. A funny quest-themed design for role-playing fans and guild mates.
A clear, easy-to-understand birthday card for someone who loves gaming.
- Portrait 7 × 5 inch format on Fedrigoni 330gsm card stock
- Sent with a spare envelope
- Designed by gamers. Made for players.
- Order updates available in My orders
Need a message? Find gaming birthday wishes to make your own.
